- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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