Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

PSN IS UP

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

shut up kobe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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