Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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which one is easiest

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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