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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

shut up kobe!

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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