- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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