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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

"Knock knock." "No."

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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