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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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modern love

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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