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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!