- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's funnier than 24? 25

You know what's catchy? A cold

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