- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

woman..parallel parking

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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