Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Walnut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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My friend harris is fat.

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hi anti joke

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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