i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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I have a gay camel

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cancer

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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