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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Do u take sugar?

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u suck

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Black Friday

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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