- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why does column have a letter n?

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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