- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

why does column have a letter n?

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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