- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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