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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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