A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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homosexuals are gay

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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"Knock knock." "No."

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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