What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Laugh

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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