The Holocaust

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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