Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Church.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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