what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

The Holocaust

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Republicans

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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