Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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William wright is Gay

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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