MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Lil Wayne

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Anti Joke

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