- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

homosexuals are gay

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

why is pie good. because it just is.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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