Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Lil Wayne

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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