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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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