- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

I am dyslexic

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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