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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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