There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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knock knock come in!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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