whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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