What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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homosexuals are gay

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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