Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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