A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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