- Anti Joke

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

I am a joke. I am funny.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.