- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Adele walks into the stables

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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