Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What is a chair?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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