- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Adele walks into the stables

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

knock knock come in!

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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