What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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I am dyslexic

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Poop

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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