- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

hi

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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