- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Where's the dick??? east

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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