- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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