Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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eden stop

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What is a chair?

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Anti Joke

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