Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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