- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

what did the farmer do? plant

Three black men were walking...

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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