How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

are you gay does your mom know

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

poop nuff said

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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