- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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