Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

women's rights

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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