What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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women's rights

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Bob Saget

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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