What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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