What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Poop

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Tunechi

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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