- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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