-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Where's the dick??? east

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

black people

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

42

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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