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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

H o m o comes out as homo

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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