Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I'm Jewish

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Women's rights.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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