A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Bob Saget

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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