- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

i just pooped that is all!

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's green and blue? yellow

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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