What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's green and blue? yellow

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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