- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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