There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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