What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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