- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

your moms my other ride

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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