I am a joke. I am funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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