Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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<=3 penis

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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The NBA and womens sports

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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