How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

to get to the other side.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Caca.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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