What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Boner

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Cool Brian

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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