A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Girls soccer

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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