- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Me Neither.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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