What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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your moms my other ride

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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