Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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