What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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